I'm a vacuum called Big Ears. Like people, some vacuums are long and some are short. Like people, some vacuums are smart and some are sweet…
So they brought me a vacuum And they showed me how it worked And they took me to a place With a carpet on the floor And I sucked it with a…
To clean a house you need a vacuum. The Bricklin is that vacuum! Our vacuum makes you want to cry. It sucks with such a force until you…
I scrabble at the carpet And once again I fail. One day my patience gone, I take a hefty sneeze... Accidentally I suck in... The first thing…
It sucked and sucked with all its might. It sucked up all the dirt in sight. It sucked so hard it almost pulled A vacuum of its very own. In…
Vacuums are foul; immoral, low-down dirty Disgusting, noisome, evil things They're the pits. They've got no useful purpose They're vile…
There once was a vacuum cleaner Who lived in a house and sat on a carpet. His purpose in life, he was sure, Was to suck up all the dirt…
What does a vacuum cleaner do? It rolls around upon the floor Won't wash the windows, and it won't mend the chair. Mom mops the floor with…
In the corner of the kitchen A black and bulky object sat - Dusting, when the living-room was clear, Gave a form of satisfaction. Then we…
Look at poor vacuum cleaner Joe He sucks up filth from every room He hates it when my sister comes He blows his motor with a squawk His…