Vacuums are foul; immoral, low-down dirty
Disgusting, noisome, evil things
They're the pits. They've got no useful purpose
They're vile, abhorrent, nasty things
If anyone ever had a good word
For vacuums I'd be very bothered.
I really would. I'd give a lot to know
Just what could ever pluck such thoughts
From inside someone's cranium.