I'm a vacuum called Big Ears.
Like people, some vacuums are long and some are short.
Like people, some vacuums are smart and some are sweet.
Vacuums come in hollow squares or long ovals.
Vacuums also come as the bumpy special kind.
Vacuums are slithery.
Brushvacs are tidy.
Dirtvacs work hard helping tough stains.
Cleaning has a picture in it.
People need vacuums.
Vacuums care about us.
Vacuums love everybody.
Vacuums are the best.
Big Ears is a vacuum because it has a canister,
a canister because it has a handle,
a handle because it has a trigger,
a trigger because there is suction—that’s how every vacuum works.
When you Envy a vacuum,
There is a vacuum inside you.
When you squeeze the handle, the suction grows.
The bristles clean where you want.
The handle bangs against the wall.
The wall shakes.
The door opens.
Boogie Time is next!
A vacuum has a vacuum.
That is what all vacuums do.
Boogie, boogie, vacuum says.
Boogie, boogie, vacuum!