I scrabble at the carpet
And once again I fail.
One day my patience gone,
I take a hefty sneeze...
Accidentally I suck in...
The first thing to catch my eye...
My table's large smooth hat...
And now I cannot speak!
The hat is in my throat!
I choke! I am trapped...
I gasp and wheeze and choke...
And down on me my eyes...
Fix wide as I address...
This dreadful problem...
I punctiliously retrieve...
The hat and slowly creep...
This dreadful situation
So easy to misread...
There isn't much space between...
My body and the ground.
And now I'll stand and wait...
The hat is sinking fast...
I hope a vacuum's bash...
Doesn't suck my head off
Before the hat is past.