So they brought me a vacuum
And they showed me how it worked
And they took me to a place
With a carpet on the floor
And I sucked it with a vacuum
And what a job I had!
How to do it? One was told.
First you sow them
Then you grow them
Then you chop, saw and sort them
Shove them in a bag and attack them
Pump them in a bunker and beat them
When you've finished with the blitz
Rinsing and soaping them
You turn around and drop them
Down a massive drain.