It sucked and sucked with all its might.
It sucked up all the dirt in sight.
It sucked so hard it almost pulled
A vacuum of its very own.
In the beginning was the vacuum.
All the worlds and heavens too
Then nothing but vacuum too
Not even one half-penny through.
"Why bother?" grunted Piggy Bogle,
And vacuum poohed him back with, "Why?
You must have seen a very big hole
So you can't expect a vacuum
To fill it up with one little 'plop'.
If I were you I'd find myself
Another pig much smaller.
At least that way your stomach
Could get it down and stay unfilled.