To clean a house you need a vacuum.
The Bricklin is that vacuum!
Our vacuum makes you want to cry.
It sucks with such a force until you clutch your eyes.
You'll cry when there's no longer hair in your nose.
Reminds me of a story, heard about ago.
About a vacuum cleaner sucked up a goat.
The vacuum tore the goat in two.
You bet it made a mess on the rug.
This thing is bigger than a Maltese, But wetter than a Basenji. It's faster than a cat.
It can leave a path of devastation that you won't believe.