Blender

Blender plus one

One blender plus one strawberry throws... one nasty juice. [blender whirls] One blender plus one olive irrigates... one juicy pit. [olive…

Blenders are smart (enough to make juice)

Poetry is juice, Juicers are best, Blenders are smart, They sort out lists. Let me be a Juicer blive other fan! Juice red okra gumbo cabbage…

Blending is such a mess

BTW, what kind of blender are you? What kind of blender are you? A blender that's strawberry And kinds and kinds of blue. Your silver top…

Fear of Blender Sounds

It's motor whirs round with a vengeance I hide behind the kitchen cake pantry And peek out, watch it with great interest. The cats stand…

My blender, my blender

My blender, my blender Oh why does it bring me grief? After blending it leaves a dark trail Leaving a stain on the carpet. To clean it is…

Not automated yet

When the lightning strikes and the Martians invade, You'll be glad your blender's not automated yet.

Wonder blender

I feel it and I like it. Beat it up and add some fruit. Whatever the recipe calls. Mix it all together Add some nuts for taste. What a…

blenders make it go

a blender goes whoosh when ever i push the blade thing this is what a blender does blenders make it go

A Blender named Lemon Juice

Lived a blender, named Lemon Juice. Perhaps the most terrifying thing In a kitchen, as you'd guess. All through an evening as it whirled…

Drinking from my urn

I own a blender. Da-dah! A blender of unique design, And cleverly fold None other could be enthroned To lord it over me. The blender starts…

Fat leg of pork with mince

'Brown Betty' is my name. Brown Betty is my game. 'Brown Betty' is my name. Brown Betty is my game. I am a sweet and luscious dish, So named…

Lousy blender

I wish I had a blender that would blend for ever, And never cease to whirl and whirr and blend. This blender I would place upon my shoulders…

Lucky baseball cap

Would you like a smoothie, sir? Yes please. But first let me hear This marvellous smoothie-maker purr. And please don't mind the smell of…

Poor old blender

It had two speeds - if it was on. And 'ON', you see, was what it was good at, And 'OFF' it didn't much like being. One day this blender went…

Wonderful drinks

In our little house we have a Blender Which works extremely well, My father thinks it's quite a blazer To blend his wonderful drinks.

Make that chocolate cake

Mix, mix, mix, mix it up, Blender full of chocolate soup. In goes fresh fruit from the refrigerator, Mixed up with milk from ice cubes cool…

Smooth pudding

I had a blender, it served me well, But it rumbled on my shelf. I pulled it out one day on a wee lark, And fed it some heavy steel. But, oh…

Stick in a blender

In a moment saw him too. In his mouth the woodcutter said, 'Oh what a horrible sight!' But a blender swoops on a stick Can chop up a stick…
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