One blender plus one strawberry throws... one nasty juice. [blender whirls] One blender plus one olive irrigates... one juicy pit. [olive…
Poetry is juice, Juicers are best, Blenders are smart, They sort out lists. Let me be a Juicer blive other fan! Juice red okra gumbo cabbage…
BTW, what kind of blender are you? What kind of blender are you? A blender that's strawberry And kinds and kinds of blue. Your silver top…
It's motor whirs round with a vengeance I hide behind the kitchen cake pantry And peek out, watch it with great interest. The cats stand…
My blender, my blender Oh why does it bring me grief? After blending it leaves a dark trail Leaving a stain on the carpet. To clean it is…
When the lightning strikes and the Martians invade, You'll be glad your blender's not automated yet.
I feel it and I like it. Beat it up and add some fruit. Whatever the recipe calls. Mix it all together Add some nuts for taste. What a…
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Lived a blender, named Lemon Juice. Perhaps the most terrifying thing In a kitchen, as you'd guess. All through an evening as it whirled…
I own a blender. Da-dah! A blender of unique design, And cleverly fold None other could be enthroned To lord it over me. The blender starts…
'Brown Betty' is my name. Brown Betty is my game. 'Brown Betty' is my name. Brown Betty is my game. I am a sweet and luscious dish, So named…
I wish I had a blender that would blend for ever, And never cease to whirl and whirr and blend. This blender I would place upon my shoulders…
Would you like a smoothie, sir? Yes please. But first let me hear This marvellous smoothie-maker purr. And please don't mind the smell of…
It had two speeds - if it was on. And 'ON', you see, was what it was good at, And 'OFF' it didn't much like being. One day this blender went…
In our little house we have a Blender Which works extremely well, My father thinks it's quite a blazer To blend his wonderful drinks.
Mix, mix, mix, mix it up, Blender full of chocolate soup. In goes fresh fruit from the refrigerator, Mixed up with milk from ice cubes cool…
I had a blender, it served me well, But it rumbled on my shelf. I pulled it out one day on a wee lark, And fed it some heavy steel. But, oh…
In a moment saw him too. In his mouth the woodcutter said, 'Oh what a horrible sight!' But a blender swoops on a stick Can chop up a stick…