Inside my mouse a little man runs and searches for cheese. Inside my monitor a ghostly figure plays a game of Pacman. Inside my keyboard a…
"There are computers in heaven," said the student. "Oh?" said the teacher, "and what do they do?" "They compute the universe for God…
Is there any way to get this poem printed? I want to leave it in public places On the chance that a man or woman Somewhere will see it, and…
Computers can be friendly Some are even helpful Some can give you the time Just by touching a key But some computers don't Such a…
A computer walks into a bar, preaches a sermon warns of hell, sends an email, recites a sonnet, takes a selfie, tells a joke, says hello…
There once was a computer named Aggie who really could program. She could write several programs each day, Each one faster that the last one…
Once I thought I was a robot, But how mistaken I had been. I was nothing but a pile of circuit chips, My face was nothing but a screen…
"My nuts on a queer keyboard, I.B.M. the Sexay, "Show me some pornography. Are you a pervert too, Mister Computer? - never! "Show me those…
Once in a while When no one's about, I like to sit down And have a little think Some things are rather nice to think about. Piggy can always…
A computer once said to me, 'You play games but what do you mean? ' 'Computer, computer' – why, said the machine – 'When I pass a problem to…
Old clunker Conran When I think of those happy days When wood and leather ruled I shiver, though our office It gets as hot as hell. Sadly…
I'm glad that I can think And that I have a heart And that I am alive When I am on the internet. Then no one's online.
I have a computer. His name is Zeldar218b. His face is green. He starts when you press a key. He's quick as quick can be. But Zeldar218b…