Would you like a smoothie, sir?
Yes please. But first let me hear
This marvellous smoothie-maker purr.
And please don't mind the smell of burning
As I turn it up to maximum power.
'What are you doing now, sir?
'I'm cleaning my sharp stainless blade.
The pieces are stuck to the plastic
And soon I will have them all shaved off.
Good thing you wore this baseball cap,
Or pieces of your scalp might be stuck to the wall!