'Brown Betty' is my name.
Brown Betty is my game.
'Brown Betty' is my name.
Brown Betty is my game.
I am a sweet and luscious dish,
So named by food connoisseurs.
I am a sweet and luscious dish,
So named by food connoisseurs.
Put me in the scullery sink,
And plug me in to the electric mains
Pull out the finger-trap and shove
My finger deep into the food-trap then.
There is an 'ON' for hard for mince,
An 'OFF' button for all blends.
Each time I come to a piece of flesh
I shout, 'Oh no! Not mince again!'
Two hundred volts is surging O!
And nothing makes me dance more jiggety
Than a fat leg of pork with mince
In a cold white porcelain sink