There once was a computer named Aggie who really could program.
She could write several programs each day,
Each one faster that the last one.
Sometimes this was her downfall,
But most software could not run away
She reached the speed of execution of five million "machs"
While saving the programmers a lot of work.
Pity the poor machine.
Not only the company but her disks crashed.
Those sad ones were all doubly subversive.
That machine now can not be trusted no more
Though several now are now dead